Rhinos Get Giant Sun Bed for Better Skin
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A Dutch zoo is giving its rhinoceroses sun bed treatment to make up for the lack of sunlight during the cold gray winter months. Rhinos Jennifer and Petra spend up to 20 minutes...
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Splatter-mile
Sweet! On Friday, Paolo, Fink, Tiger and I set off on somewhat of a voyage of uncertainty as we made our way down to the Midmar Dam, located outside Howick in the Natal Midlands, so that Paolo and I...
View ArticleRoses are red,
Violets are blue,today The Salami remembers,the days when his mother sent him valentines roses at school because no-one else did.
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Happy Valentines Day
Love that about the Hoff. Again. I'd like to promise that this is the last picture of the miserable bastard that we'll post, but I really can't do that. Sorry.
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Another one bites the dust
"Pop star Christina Aguilera is to marry music executive Jordan Bratman, the singer's agent has confirmed.Bratman, 26, proposed to Grammy-winning singer Aguilera, 23, on holiday at an undisclosed...
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Dogfight
"The unkind would call it the battle of the bitches - referring to the dogs, of course. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are now exchanging claw marks not over their fame, beauty or money - but about...
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Have a crappy Valentine's Day, love Osama
"WASHINGTON, DC—A new videotape of Osama bin Laden broadcast on the Arab satellite news channel Al-Jazeera Monday beseeched Allah to grant all Americans a "crappy Valentine's Day."Above: Bin Laden...
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"Hide and Seek"
Last night I took myself off to The Zone to watch the new Robert De Niro / Dakota Fanning psychological thriller, Hide and Seek. I have to admit that I was sceptical of the movie after seeing the...
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2005
Aaah. Its that time of year when the American Sports Illustrated magazine releases its annual Swimsuit Issue. And they have rounded up a veritable bevy of belters for 2005, including supermodel Ana...
View ArticleRocky's back!!
This is just great. kind of reminds me of someone i'll never be...Rockys Back // He's a lean mean supermarket machine - GOLD !!!ps. (It's quite long so be prepared. Also may take really long to load on...
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Problems...
Hi there.So sorry, but our fucking stupid imagehoster is fucked and it refuses to give me any love. I'll keep trying, but in the meantime, visit Coolio's Babes. Should keep you perverts happy for a while.
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Don't panic
Jeez, I can almost hear Toadie creaming his pants. Again. This movie has a helluva lot of expectations to live up to, and some of the freakiest fans to please - kinda like the Lord of the Rings. So...
View ArticleSplattermail looking for a new home
Rooi'ters At the annual general barbeque last night, the salami and smg decided to look at the possibility of moving splattermail away from blogspot and on to a separate hosting solution. With a fatty...
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Happy Birthday, Paris!!
Indeed! For today, a mere 24 years ago, the most beautiful creature ever to walk the Earth was born to the meek and humble Hilton family. Perennially tanned, eternally captivating, and blessed with a...
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...and now he's the Devil
Saw this years ago, but stumbled across it again (thanks to Harps). Some weirdo has dedicated a site to educating people around the world on the terrifying true nature of everyone's favourite e-mail...
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Can it really work?
If it does, I'm definately gonna start wearing clean underwear out. Because no-one likes chocolate-chip boxer shorts.
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Playboy | 50 years 50 images
"In honor of Playboy's 50th anniversary, Playboy.com presents the 50 most memorable images from the magazine's glorious photographic history. Selected from Playboy, 50 Years, The Photographs, this...
View Articleconan's celebrity secrets
As i was closing off the week by listnening to my favourite mariachi selection, i came across this post over at chumpstyle. always been a huge fan of Conan, splattermail management is actually taking...
View ArticleParis Hilton - full frontal!
YEAH!!! Now that's what I'm twalking about! Check out this beautiful photo of la Hilton, in her full glory.(...my apologies in advance)
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